jaymieow:

First Moves

Most girls have trouble making first moves, and some live in complete expectation. For those who do live in expectation, here’s something you should know. Lets just start by saying guys LOVE girls who are confident about themselves. A girl that knows what she wants and doesn’t care for those who judge. Women love unexpected surprises right? Concur-Vice Versa, so do guys. If you want something. most likely hes in same bubble. Girls, if you have the urge and the desire of wanting for example a kiss, then just simply… KISS THAT MOFO. You never know, what if hes dying in silence of wanting to give you one, but doesn’t have the nerve to? Its nice to help out here and there, it makes it much easier for the guy and relationship itself. And if you don’t i know for a fact once you get home, you Will regret some parts that happened during the day. You only live once, don’t live it in regret.

THIS.

lolsofunny:

STOP RIGHT THERE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOLIN, AKA THE MOST DECENT FUCKING PERSON IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED UNITED REPUBLIC.

THIS BEAUTIFUL BASTARD TREATED THE GODDAMNED AVATAR TO THE BEST DAMNED DATE OF HER LIFE RIGHT AFTER HIS BROTHER STOMPED ALL OVER HER HEART. HE WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN SHE FUCKING NEEDED HIM.

DO YOU HAVE BELCHING CONTESTS WITH THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS? DIDN’T THINKS SO, SHITSTAIN. DO YOU TREAT YOUR LADY OF CHOICE TO FOOD FROM HOME THAT SHE NEVER GETS TO EAT? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK? YEAH. SIT THE FUCK DOWN, SON.

AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHEN SHE’S ALL ENRAPTURED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL CITYSCAPE AND ALL STARING AT HIS BROTHER, HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE, DAMN, I AM SO LUCK JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH THIS PERSON.

AND THEN.

AND FUCKING THEN.

AFTER GETTING HIS FEELINGS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY THE TWO PEOPLE CLOSEST TO HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE GIRL HE ADORES IN THE FACE AND SAYS, “YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART, AND I’M SAD, BUT I’LL CARRY ON AND RESPECT YOUR DECISION BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I VALUE THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT MADE YOU HAPPY.”

AND HE DOESN’T EXPECT HER TO STICK WITH HIM BECAUSE HE TOOK HER ON A DATE

OR BECAUSE HE DIDN’T REJECT HER

OR BECAUSE HE GOT HER GIFTS.

BOLIN ISN’T A “NICE GUY.”

HE’S A GODDAMNED NICE. GUY.

SO YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR SPAGHETTI-O’S WHILE YOU CRY OVER YOUR MAKORRA FEELS, MOTHERFUCKER.

BOLIN’S GOT A PRO-BENDING TOURNAMENT TO WIN AND FRIENDSHIPS BASED ON MUTUAL RESPECT TO MAINTAIN.

BITCH.

Different message everytime you drag it 

alecaldrin:

jin0ra:

aikeezyfosheezy:

this is the most useful thing 

I thought this meant alt + reblog = like so I was like how is this useful just click the fucking heart but then I tried it and I was like BRO

eh, i use the Missing e extension which has more features lol

haha-l-m-a-o:

#this is a movie #that exists

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.

cmbzone:

Chris Brown | You 

lolsomeone-actually:

intotheairwaves:

the-baggins-of-bag-end:

digitallyimpaired:

pandacows:

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

oh my god

Oh my god…oh my god

did he even get paid?

i can’t even…

aminacrossing:

niteryde:

thelonelyginger:

im-just-a-normal-kid:

alangwiggy:

-mattreyes:

HOLY SHIT LOL.

THIS IS LIKE THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY LIFE.

WHY CAN’T THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ME!? D:

SWEET JESUS

AMAZING.

BRILLIANT

wat da

saltydreams:

centuric:

narla:

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justsophiee:

thoughtsfromrachael:

overcoming-obstacles:

rogueofthecraft:

staypozitive:

Everyone needs to watch this - especially women. Reblog this video please. 

And this is why I have a sticky note on my web cam.

Okay this was scarier than Paranormal Activity, I have my mouth covered and goosebumps all over :(

scary shit

Everyone always asks why I have a sticky note on my webcam. Now I’m just gunna show them this

omg i need to cover my webcam. 

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this is probably the scariest thing i have ever seen.

Welp, now that I’m super paranoid………….

this was actually really scary

holy mother 

wtf this was a bad idea watching this before bed